I’m thankful when points are brought to my attention. I think good call is, 9 times out of 10, a great call. If airport attire were a category, I would surpass. A British author took my name as pen. Duane Reade should really be its own category on my bank statement. I want to have fun but still be okay. I’m super sorry if you’re not following me on Snapchat. By serves four, you mean served one. I can do the thumb trick on the fly. I’ve been just in casing with Groupon for years now. I’m pretty sure high-low skirts are illegal in your third trimester. Yeah right if you think I’m going to buy brown mascara. I once left a housewarming with a RosettaStone login. I enter those sweepstakes. Never hand me a blue pen. I still think about the time I MyFitnessPal’d Cookie Butter. Feel free to forget my birthday. I watch prison shows before bed. I find comfort in As Seen on TV instructions. Deliverymen like my perfume. Blackfish really hits home. I can’t remember the last time I bought a two-liter. I rarely volunteer my middle name. Everything in moderation, including moderation. I promise I meant to download your startup app.

Lastly, I truly believe // all that we are is the result of what we have thought.  //